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Once the cover is off, you'll need to be wary of a
noticeable gravitational effect.
"Gravity holes" are the effect whereby a "hole" generates a
gravitational field. The smaller and deeper the hole, the greater the field. Black holes
are an example of this. The Stag engine generates gravitational fields in many places,
such as under the inlet manifold, but one of the worst is the hole where the sump sticks
out from the block when the timing chain cover is removed. If a free falling object gets
anywhere vaguely near this hole, the gravity field will suck it straight in.
I recently re-adjusted my chain tensioners and took *great* care to always fill that hole
with an old shirt, and even then, the one time I forgot, I dropped a bolt. This is where
another well known effect also comes into play. The gravity field generated by the hole
can, in severe cases, actually distort space time. This is noticeable
when a falling object
enters the field, time can be observed to slow down. You can casually watch the falling
object as it is sucked towards the hole.
Gravity holes differ from black holes in another area. Where a black hole is commonly
understood to distort space such that light cannot escape, a gravity hole lets light
escape but prevents any non-falling object from entering. This means that you can often
see an object in a gravity hole, but can never reach it. Strange but true. If for example,
you put a straight piece of wire into a gravity hole, because space is distorted, you can
never reach the object at the bottom of the hole. Of course, if the wire becomes free
falling, it goes straight in.
When this happened to me, I was very lucky in that the bolt hit the sump, bounced up...
and fell outwards.
I have, in the past, helped someone else who wasn't so lucky. By lifting the engine
slightly (gearbox bell housing permitting), lowering the sump, poking wire through the
drain hole, and muggins here sticking his arm between the sump and the block (something
that scares me now, but I was young and foolish at the time), we managed to get a nut out
of the sump. Of course, you could just leave anything that falls into the sump where it is
- and if that happens, believe me, leaving it there will become an annoyingly attractive
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| TOP FIVE Reasons to own a STAG |

Should solve any cooling problems! |
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Better spousal rapport. |
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Keeps you busy on weekends |
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Makes you work harder at your job |
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An understanding of the fall of
Triumph motor company |
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The thrill of going to the store and
wondering if you will arrive or return |
| P.S. To all non Staggers We Wouldn't
Have it any other way. |
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One way to buy a Stag . . . |
Most traveled Stag ?
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I never look at the temperature gauge on my VW Golf |
1/4 Million Club
Bob of Holbay in Suffolk UK owns a Stag which has covered 250,000 miles It has had 3
engine rebuilds all done by himself |
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